neptunain:

well this is awkward

neptunain:

well this is awkward

tnosouko:

“Super thin.Super Connection.”(素晴らしい薄さ。素晴らしい結合。)
tnosouko:

“Super thin.Super Connection.”(素晴らしい薄さ。素晴らしい結合。)

tnosouko:

“Super thin.Super Connection.”(素晴らしい薄さ。素晴らしい結合。)

sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

(Source: fuks)

"

There is this odd trend
of taken women
saying they are too much,
and how the men they love
are amazing for dealing with them.

Love should not be a responsibility.
You should not have to deal with me.
Just because a woman is wild
and free
does not mean she is difficult.
He is not a martyr for loving me
through the good
and not so good.

Some mornings I will wake up swinging,
you do not get a gold star
for still loving me.

Some mornings I will wake up like a lamb,
you do not get a gold star
for loving me.

I am not a hurricane of a girl,
you always have the chance to leave.

"
Michelle K., Hurricanes. (via therainssmallhands)

staceythinx:

Selections from Tallmadge Doyle’s ethereal Celestial Mapping Series

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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carolxne:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach